the worst part of marriage.

You read that right,

I am here to tell you the worst part of marriage:

Because i’m married,

people now have the permission to think im pregnant 

if i have a fat day.

Especially with beach season coming up,

if this stomach pops out just over an inch,

i may get some wondering eyes….and minds.

So hold up your glasses with me—-

Cheers

to sucking in for the next 6 months:)

Also…..

when you marry someone,

you love them so much

that when the other person gets a vaccine,

your body secretly tells their body:

Seriously that body agreement happened.

The night Malcolm got his vaccine,

I woke up in middle of the night with a fever, chills, nausea and a headache!!!!

He had some night sweats but other than that,

I was experiencing all of the vaccine symptoms,

not him!!!!

If that’s not love,

i dont know what is……