confessions

I have many confessions today.

except for when i was in Amsterdam 

and the young security man riffled through my camera bag….

he pulled out a lens,

a cord,

another lens,

another cord,

and my underwear. 

bright pink with polka-dots precisely. 

i want to go back to the U.P.
because……..

OBAMA IS GOING TO MARQUETTE!!!!

its been hours since i read that,

and my blood is still boiling.

Im currently acclimating to another country (obviously)

because i am dreaming of sun (Arizona sun)

organic, farm vegetables (Hugh’s farm)

and just ONE reality t.v. show (the Bachelor,

or maybe The X Life).
I was preparing myself for this…
yet i feel unprepared.

Last night, Malc and I had no movies,

no internet,

and ONE Swedish tv channel.

It was hilarious because we have never been 

in a situation with no technology.

But there we were,

in a cabin,

with no technology.

so, we sat there……..

until i remembered i did have something.

i had a Wayne Dyer Inspirational CD.

So we sat and listened to that from my computer.

Then, a few hours later,

Malc was fiddling with the remote and discovered 

we had EIGHT tv channels, 

two of which are in English!!!

it was definitely an eye-opener

that shouted:

GET A LIFE THAT DOESNT INVOLVE TECHNOLOGY!