I have no doubts this list will brighten your Monday.
Go ahead, laugh a little:)
Truths for Mature Humans:
Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I’m pretty sure i know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if i want to save any changes to my 10 page paper
that i swear i did not make any changes to.
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry”
means i will never wash this- ever.
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good
and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.
what a waste.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
The only time i look forwards to a red light
is when im trying to finish a text.
How many times is it appropriate to say “what?”
before you just nod and smile
because you still didnt hear or understand a word they said?
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
between boredom and hunger.
As a driver i hate pedestrians,
and as a pedestrian i hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation,
i always hate bicyclists.
I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand
than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
(list was found here)
